we don't know what the name means.
all that we know is our chocolate tastes insane. you literally would never know its zero sugar and has a bunch of protein. if you tell me otherwise i will know you are a liar. i'm eating one right now.
WHAT WE BELIEVE
HORMBLES CHORMBLES
candy should taste reeeeeally good. and it should have no sugar. and it should have lots of protein. and texture is important. but like, mostly it should taste reeeeeally good.
LOTS OF PROTEIN
candy should taste good, but also make you feel good. protein is a vital macronutrient for everyone, not just gym bros. it helps you feel full and live a longer healthier life.
NOSTALGIC TASTE AND TEXTURE
remember when candy was just candy? you didn’t overthink it. you enjoyed it. no guilt. no second-guessing. we want to bring that feeling back. eating candy freely again. because why not.
NO SUGAR
honestly not sure how we pulled this one off so good. there's no weird fake sugar after taste. you literally would never know.


