About Hormbles

we don't know what the name means.

all that we know is our chocolate tastes insane. you literally would never know its zero sugar and has a bunch of protein. if you tell me otherwise i will know you are a liar. i'm eating one right now.

WHAT WE BELIEVE

HORMBLES CHORMBLES

candy should taste reeeeeally good. and it should have no sugar. and it should have lots of protein. and texture is important. but like, mostly it should taste reeeeeally good.

LOTS OF PROTEIN

candy should taste good, but also make you feel good. protein is a vital macronutrient for everyone, not just gym bros. it helps you feel full and live a longer healthier life.

NOSTALGIC TASTE AND TEXTURE

remember when candy was just candy? you didn’t overthink it. you enjoyed it. no guilt. no second-guessing. we want to bring that feeling back. eating candy freely again. because why not.

NO SUGAR

honestly not sure how we pulled this one off so good. there's no weird fake sugar after taste. you literally would never know.

AVERAGE CANDY BAR
2g Protein
10g Protein
28g Sugar
0g Sugar
230 Calories
140 Calories
AVERAGE CANDY BAR
2g Protein
28g Sugar
230 Calories
10g Protein
0g Sugar
140 Calories